Saturday, July 5, 2008

Nudity and witch doctors

Win some lose some. Shira took my Beauty car without permission put a big scrape and major dents in it parking in downtown Ashland.

Karen got a letter from Ammon and he is happy and learning fast.
Aunt Elgyn died and Pat LeRoy's mother. We went to the two services. My Dad spoke at his sisters and it was good.

I came home today from town and yes the boys must have come home from Tiana's because Weston's beat up car was home. The boy's luggage was all over the house with luggage still in the car.

Yes the red van and new boat is gone too. Dad and Nial were in the barn and Dad played dumb and said he didn't know the boys were gone with the boat and red van. Dad is sitting where the boat had been parked in the barn and they have the barn door open so they see everyone driving into and out of the driveway.

Nial is working on putting water in our car to mix with the gas. Nial is quite the scientist. Dad also made his first coffin. It looks very homemade, if you know what I mean, but I don't care I am ready to crawl in, life is too fast, I need a vacation.

Anyway now my boat is out with teenagers only. Dad doesn't know if the twins have a drivers licence. They both have boat licences as it is the new law. I have no insurance on the boat yet. See we may win some and lose some too today. I can't believe it, the boys were to help out today so we could play all weekend, but they are playing now with me biting my fingernails and Dad who has been laid off work for most of this week, not realizing life at home is a workout. Hassell's and Dad's shop is laid off because of not business as the US is being killed by the government that want to raise our prices on food, gas and everything thing except the $1 store.


Tomorrow is the big 4th of July parade in town with the three Air force Jets flying low over the town. A woman moved here from SF and is topless and wearing a tiny beige G string on the bottom and says since she wasn't allowed to be in the parade undressed that way. Now she will ride her bike on the sidewalks and all over town in her outfit she told the paper. All the big burly loggers are hot to go to the parade this year.

I have been to the witch doctor with Mother all week. Ann Yvette found her and we do weird things, like stand on the vibrator the astronauts use when in 0 gravity for a few months, and have electrons hit us then do detox foot baths that look like the toilet bowl when you clean the body through the feet. It is great and I am getting so healthy and fit.

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